Summer Essentials: Ocular Protection

Stunnas, shades, sunglasses, frames, hater blockas: Whatever you call them, they're an important part of Summer. Whether you're using them solely as an accessory, or to ward off the harmful rays of the sun, you're gonna want to look good. Here's a short list to help you pick out the right Sunglasses for your summer

1. First and foremost white frames are a no-no. Know who wears white frames? Douchebags and jack-asses, that's who. Nobody looks good when wearing white frames. Trust me
2. Lenses tinted any color other than black make you look like you're on your way to play beach volleyball. So steer clear, unless you want to look like this guy.
3. Mirrored lenses are nice. They let you see out and no one can see in. They're also helpful for times when you can't find a mirror. This guy knows wassup.
4. Aviators are cool. Always have been, always will be.
5. Only want one pair of shades to go with everything? Then pick up a pair with black frames and black lenses. All black everything.
6. Apart from looking good and good on you, they should be comfortable. Don't buy anything too small or too big. People can tell that they don't fit and you''ll look silly.

Alright, now you know a few things to remember when buying sunglasses for the summer. Grab me a pair while you're out.

Tips:

Don't worry about getting designer frames. Some of the nicest shades I've seen have been some of the cheapest also.

If you do have the cash to spend to cop a nice designer pair, protect them. If you take care of them, they'll take care of you.

Don't wear your glasses inside or at night. You'll look silly.

Please don't buy the comically big shades that cover most of your face. Nothing wrong with bigger glasses, but if I can only see your hair and chin, then we've got a problem