Angry Birds

Angry Birds is a game designed for smart phones like iphones and Androids. But let me warn you, this shit is the fucking devil. It's super addictive, easy to learn, hard to master, and very entertaining. The whole point of the game is to use a slingshot to shoot a limited number of these (angry) birds at the pigs who have stolen their eggs. The pigs have taken shelter behind wood, glass, and stones set up in a variety of ways. Sounds simple right? Well different colored birds have different special abilities. Using their abilities have to kill the pigs while scoring as many points as possible while also using as few birds as possible. This thing is a great time waster. Trust me, you'll be hitting the reset button quite a few times. Head to your phones app store and pick up the game if you've got nothing better to do.

Animation Stars: Where Are They Now?

Ever wonder what our childhood animation "stars" are doing now that they aren't on t.v. anymore? Well, Clops, an old animated Madtv skit, shows you just where and how they ended up. Bare with me through these videos, it get's pretty sad......Enjoy.

Gumby & Santa



The Pillsbury Doughboy



Mr. Potato Head, Wallace & Gromit, & The Planters Peanut



The Paddington Bear & Rock Em Sock Em: [click to view
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Album Review: House Of Balloons

Let me start by saying that this album is fucking great. It's unlike anything I've ever heard. How would I describe it? Sex(The man put a fuckin titty on the cover!). Drugs. Love. Lust. Passion. Regret. Despair. Those words perfectly describe the album that The Weeknd has created. Where should we start dissecting the album? How about the production.

It's superb. It actually sounds like it all could have been produced by Drake's right hand man Noah "40" Shebib. Remember that Drake/Trey Songz track "Succesful"? Most of the music is very similar to that. Lots of synths, drums, and ambient noises. The production was also handled by the same two guys over the whole album, so it sounds like it all belongs together. There won't be any tracks that sound out of place here. Although this makes for a solid listen, the songs do tend to run together and after a while you tend to forget exactly what song you're listening to. But if you're just looking for music to vibe to, that's not necessarily a bad thing.

Now lets talk about the lyrics. I don't even know where to start. The album is filled with lines that just ooze sex, drugs, and braggadocio. Lines like "I think I'm fuckin gone Trollin on this floor Messin up your carpet I'll get on it after 4 More sessions of this drug on the floor Shoulda fucked you raw" let you know exactly where this guy's head is. On another song he tells one of his females that she'll "Wanna be high for this". Really? I've never told a chick that she should get high before we fuck. And it's not just weed this man is interested in. Lean, ecstasy, cocaine, and god knows what else come up over the course of the album. It's clear that this guy likes to party. What's also clear is that he has some serious relationship issues. Whether it's his or someone else's. On "What You Need" he sings "He's what you want, I'm what you need" so watch out fellas because this guy WILL smang your girl. Failed relationships are a big part of this album, and on track 7 (Coming Down) we find out why. It's his love of drugs of course! The entire track is him letting his lonely lady know that he only loves her when he's "coming down". The drugs, drank, and skeezers make him prone to cheating on the girl he's promised to remain faithful to. The album is definitely worth listening to for the picture this guy is painting. Its a look into a world myself and countless others will never be apart of.

How's the entire album as a whole? Phenomenal. Aside from a weird rap/sing verse he does on one track and a bit of repetitiveness this album is a great listen. And you'd think because he's singing about drugs, sex with random skeezers, and failed relationships this album wouldn't be one you'd play for your lady friends. Wrong. It's home to some of the sexiest music I've ever heard. The production mixed with the man's voice is guaranteed to drop a few panties. So if you're looking to sex up a couple people this weeknd (see what I did there?), looking for new music, or perhaps just bored, make sure you check this out. You won't be disappointed.

Download- The Weeknd- House Of Balloons

Sample Music Below!

G.O.O.D. Music

Possibly one of my favorite new artists (directly behind Big K.R.I.T.) dropped his new mixtape Royal Flush 2 yesterday. This artist is CyHi Da Prynce, a G.O.O.D. Music signee. CyHi has been on such songs such as "I Wish (Remix)", "So Appalled", "Looking For Trouble" and XV's "All For Me". He has also released songs like "Sideways", "Ring Bellz" and "Buncha Rounds" all off of Royal Flush. Supposedly I do not give new artists a chance. Well here is one of my favorite new comers, and a rapper who I look forward to listening to down the road.

So enjoy this new tape Royal Flush 2 and keep supporting G.O.O.D. Music. (F.Y.I. Finally Famous: The Album has leaked)

Party Starter

Going over a friend's house for some drinks one night; we all get to his house, get out of our cars, start heading to the door to go in, and Chase Alexander says, "Y'all ready to get weird tonight or whaattt??". =l After ignoring, yet silently being weirded out by this statement, he finally showed all of us why he said it.
It's from a show called Workaholics, which can be seen on Wednesday nights at 10:30pm on Comedy Central. All I can say is, very funny...no real way to describe it. I would say, The Office, only more so...Well, however you'd describe it, here's a clip of that weird statement and the hilarious response to it. It's about the first 13 seconds of the clip, but the rest is funny as well. Check it out, Enjoy.

Johnny Polygon: What Sadness

Great track, really simple, but really great. Video fits it perfectly. No big or cheap frills. Just a man, an umbrella, and some fake rain. Enjoy

We're Back

We fell off for a bit, but we're working on bringing some more posts to this thing. You know, just in case somebody is actually reading this thing haha. Now how about a quick laugh?