Kanye West doesn't understand Kobe Bryant

Kanye West seems like a pretty smart dude, but even he can't understand what the fuck Kobe is talking about is his new commercial. Check it out!

Hipsters: The Decay Of America

Hipsters. They're everywhere. In our schools, in our cities, in our neighborhoods, and maybe even in your HOUSE!! The hipster threat is very real and very scary, so I thought of a list to help you determine whether or not you or a loved one has contracted hipterism!

Clothes:
Are you experiencing urges to purchase your clothes from thrift stores or boutiques?
Are you suddenly interested in fabrics and pattern blocking? Do you know what the term "power-clash" means when referring to your wardrobe? A sudden fascination with scarves?

You might be a hipster if you do/are.

Speech:
"You go girl"
"Bro"
"No bueno"
Has dated 90's phrases worked their way into your everyday life?
Is every friend of yours simply referred to as bro or yo cuz?
Find yourself using short simple phrases from other languages you aren't fluent in?

You mean you do all of that? Oh, maybe its just a coincidence...

General Temperament/Outlook on Life:
The daytime is suddenly either the best time of day or the worst, it depends on what you did the evening before.
Everybody should start to eat healthier, right? You can't the believe how everyone shoves fastfood poison into their bodies! But you think smoking and drinking alcohol is totally fine?
You believe that nothing is actually cool until you consider it so? Sure it might be interesting, but it can't truly be cool if you don't know about it.

Oh, you actually believe in some of that huh? You feel the exact same way... well maybe you're a...

Music:
That 90's hip-hop is in constant rotation on your iPod classic huh?
Do you say things like, "This mainstream music is ass, have you heard this way way underground guy who makes music in his mom's basement?"
Ever thought, "I mean, I like lil Wayne in an ironic way..."



Yeah bro... you're totally a hipster. No. Bueno.

Face Pubes

I'm not sure if you guys have noticed, but the beard has made a huge come back in the last few years. Once reserved for lumberjacks and wilderness experts only, the beard is now appearing on the faces of athletes, rappers, fucking hipsters, and actors. Let's take a look at a few, shall we?

Rappers:
Rick Ross- When you think beards and rap music, Rick Ross is often the first thing to come to mind. Not the originator but definitely helped propel beards to a higher level of prominence! Bawse Beard.

Stalley- Rick Ross's newest signee also rocks a huge beard... I myself think that's what got him signed. Dude's music is nice, but doesn't really fit the MMG sound. Must've been the beard.

Joe Budden- Ladies love Budden. Most think it's because of his raw honesty. I think its the lightweight beard though. Thick enough to assert it's dominance, but not overbearing like those previously mentioned.

Fucking Hipsters:
Fuck Hipsters and their dirty unkempt beards. They bring shame and disgrace to the beard world.

Athletes:
Brian Wilson- If you're not into baseball then you're probably not familiar with the name Brian Wilson. But, if you watch tv you certainly know his beard. Dude is the star of a few commercials. He's appeared in ads for both Taco Bell and NBA 2k12. That beard is black ops.

Actors:
Joaquin Phoenix- Which came first the beard or the crazy? Probably the crazy but the large scary looking beard aint helping. At. All. Y'know its men like him that give beards bad names.


I hope this list has given you a new found respect for the beard! Try putting the razor down for a while growing your own immaculate beard. Could be the best decision you ever make! Well as long as you're not a fucking hipster.

Where the f#%k is yo stache??

Deon Cole (Of Conan fame) said it best, black men need mustaches. We look weird without em. But what about white guys? I decided I'd run through a list of most of the lip fur I see white guys rockin. Enjoy.









1. The Tom Selleck: Straight mustache magic right here. Its classic and well kept. It adds a certain classiness to your face. Can't go wrong with this one.

2. The Porn Star: Creepy. Avoid the guy rocking this thing AT ALL COSTS.

3. The Hipster: First off, fuck hipsters. Secondly fuck their old timey turned up handle bar mustaches. I wonder how much hair wax they go through a month?

4. The Dirt Stache: Barely a mustache, more like somebody took some dirt and glued it to your face. Commonly seen on the weird mouth breathing kids that sit in the back of the classroom as they they go over their Dungeon & Dragons strategy.

Mr. Lovenstein

This is a hilarious site that I came across via Chase Alexander. The site is called Mr. Lovenstein [click to go], a series of comic strips brought to you by J. L. Westover. Nothing much to say about it but, check it out if you need a laugh, want a laugh, or just like silly stuff. Enjoy.


Here's the first strip I was introduced to, very hilarious..in a sad kind of way... Well, Enjoy!