Get It Right, Get It Tight

Summer is definitely upon us. We are getting the hints of warm, even hot weather; more rain, as opposed to snow; and just more sunny days in general. But what does all that really mean? Get that body right! What's really one of the best aspects of the Summer season? Seeing some sexy bodies! Whether you're a man or woman, you expect to have eye candy wherever you go during these hot months. April and May is your time to make this hot body happen, unless you're one of those over-achieving people who really work out consistently throughout the whole year...losers. No, really that is the best way to do it, but for those who slack off (me), there are simple, yet not all that easy ways in getting your body right by summertime. Beaches, pool parties, outdoor sports, outdoor tanning, water parks, summer love...having a great body makes all that 10 times better. Why? Because you look great doing it! And although it'll feel good knowing that that hot girl or sexy guy keeps checking you out, you'll ultimately feel better about yourself. Nice abs, hard calves, toned arms, chest muscles are not that hard to achieve. It's as simple as CONSISTENT trips to the gym or you can even convert everyday things in your house into workout equipment.
Here are some simple, "short-cuts" to achieving a better body by the Summer. But remember, although these are somewhat easier exercises, you have to full out do them on a regular basis.

Abs: simple workouts you can do at home to get a great looking abdomen - 4pack, 6pack, V-cuts

Legs: simple workouts you can do at home to tone your legs and build muscle - Calves, Thighs, Hamstrings

Chest: these chest exercises include workouts you can do at home. Some can be executed with just your body, others will need dumbbells, or something of the sort

Arms: Triceps - at home exercises with no equipment
Biceps - most of these exercises will require weights of some sort
Forearms - these exercises will involve the use of dumbbells or similar weights to build muscle

Now remember, only you know your body so don't push yourself too far. Push yourself so you will do it, but never overdo it. Consistently combining these workouts will have your body looking A1 for the Summer.

Shared Memory #2

This one includes Fred (Do you ever want me to put your real name on here, D, lol) and myself. Oh yea it also includes the other 20 people we were partying with. I recently reminded Fred of this moment a few days ago, so here it is. While on our first out of many trips to M.S.U, we were all at our boy Nick's dorm partying it up on Thirsty Thursday. With a little Svedka and Orange Hawaiian Punch in our system, we developed a little buzz. Fred and I were standing around the room eavesdropping on a conversation. A girl (I think her name was Casper, Or Chap) asked us if we knew what the 100's were. Apparently she was talking about another party, sorority, who knows? Since we were in the dorm I just responded "yea, the hundreds is the first floor." Somehow that became the funniest moment of that night, and a great Shared Memory with Fred. It's got to be great if we're still laughing at that night. Good Times With Good People

Summer Essentials: Ocular Protection

Stunnas, shades, sunglasses, frames, hater blockas: Whatever you call them, they're an important part of Summer. Whether you're using them solely as an accessory, or to ward off the harmful rays of the sun, you're gonna want to look good. Here's a short list to help you pick out the right Sunglasses for your summer

1. First and foremost white frames are a no-no. Know who wears white frames? Douchebags and jack-asses, that's who. Nobody looks good when wearing white frames. Trust me
2. Lenses tinted any color other than black make you look like you're on your way to play beach volleyball. So steer clear, unless you want to look like this guy.
3. Mirrored lenses are nice. They let you see out and no one can see in. They're also helpful for times when you can't find a mirror. This guy knows wassup.
4. Aviators are cool. Always have been, always will be.
5. Only want one pair of shades to go with everything? Then pick up a pair with black frames and black lenses. All black everything.
6. Apart from looking good and good on you, they should be comfortable. Don't buy anything too small or too big. People can tell that they don't fit and you''ll look silly.

Alright, now you know a few things to remember when buying sunglasses for the summer. Grab me a pair while you're out.

Tips:

Don't worry about getting designer frames. Some of the nicest shades I've seen have been some of the cheapest also.

If you do have the cash to spend to cop a nice designer pair, protect them. If you take care of them, they'll take care of you.

Don't wear your glasses inside or at night. You'll look silly.

Please don't buy the comically big shades that cover most of your face. Nothing wrong with bigger glasses, but if I can only see your hair and chin, then we've got a problem

When Awkward Moments Go...Right?

We've all had those strangely awkward moments where you make continual random eye contact with a stranger; you start talking to a random stranger that you think is your friend for some odd reason; waving to a random stranger who you think is your friend...strangers are very deceiving *smh*; conspicuously checking out a person you THINK is sexy until you're face-to-face trying to think of a reason why you could've possibly been staring so hard other than that. No one is alone when it comes to these moments. But, I've found that the best way to get out of those situations is to just go along with it!
When you realize that you have a borderline stalker staring at you every time you look up, don't turn away really fast, stare back at them very deeply! You'll make them feel so awkward they'll completely turn their whole body around. Want to freak them out a little more? Give 'em a little "eyebrow raise". They'll think you're the perv that's been staring them down for the past 15 minutes. It's quite fun actually.
You start talking to a stranger that you could swear looks like your friend from behind? Just start a funny, casual conversation with them. If you haven't started off saying some reckless shit, chances are they will go right along with you and think it's funny. [I've done this plenty of times, trust me.] But instead of feeling embarrassed, just laugh at yourself and have some humor about it. You never know, it could brighten their day up.
Waving at a random passer-by you thought was your friend? No problem. When they get that awkward look like, "Is he waving at me?!", give 'em that "Yeah, you" nod. Unless they're just a weird person, they'll confidently smile and wave back in good humor, or because they think they F'd up in not remembering someone they've met before.
EASIEST way to get out of checking out a "mirage" is by walking up to them after you two have been staring so much and saying, "Hey, did you know you have something in your hair? Thought you should know". They'll feel more embarrassed about that and trying to hook up with you somehow will be the farthest thing from their mind. Not feeling so mean? Just simply say, "Oh, I'm sorry I thought I knew you from somewhere, wrong person though". There is no disputing that, unless you just have bad luck and a persistent, loser, weirdo really wants to get at you. Then, I'm sorry.

Summer Essentials: The Cookout

Summer is almost upon us! Which means it's time to start planning your cookouts! I decided to put together a list of all the things you'll need to make your cookouts perfect. Check it out

1. Food- Obviously you're gonna need food. Simple things like hot dogs, sausages, burgers, and chicken. These are all easy to cook and affordable. Don't worry about steaks and shit. Unless you got it like that, then of course, worry about steaks and shit. Oh, you're gonna need potato salad and/or a pasta salad too. Side dishes are a must
2. Grill- Two choices Gas or Charcoal? Gas is easier to use, it starts faster, and maintains heat better. However the propane tanks can be a bit pricey. Ask anybody and you'll hear Charcoal tastes WAY better, but it's takes a awhile to get started, can cook food unevenly, and requires you to watch the food closer. Real men use Charcoal though.
3. Drinks- It's hot, maybe humid, so you're gonna need a few refreshing beverages for your guests. I'm a fan of lemonade (Simply being the best) but you could also try other drinks. Limeade is good and comes in a variety of flavors, fruit punch is a crowd pleaser, and homemade punches are nice too. If you're gonna be serving alcohol, beer is great or make a big batch of a mixed drink for people to sip on.
4. Music- A cookout is basically the toned down version of a house party. It'll show you a good time, but it won't get too crazy. Your music should get that across. Don't play shit like "Shots"-LMFAO, instead go for something up tempo but laid back. You want your guest to relax but not fall asleep. Throwback jams are ALWAYS welcome at a cookout. So breakout your faves
5. The Guest List- The final and perhaps most important item on the list is who you're actually inviting to this lil shindig. Known party poopers should be left at home. They'll bring down the mood and ruin someone else's time. Don't bring the guy who's gonna eat all the food, or the chick who's gonna be on her phone the whole time. The point of these things is for everyone to enjoy themselves, so invite the right guests!

If everything goes right, a daytime cookout could definitely turn into a nighttime house party. Just make all the necessary preparations and you should be fine. Have fun!

Tips:

Can't afford to buy everything for a cookout? Well ask your guests to bring supplies for the party, food, drinks, plastic plates, etc. They shouldn't mind as long as you approach them correctly.

A few people you want to/should invite but they might ruin a good time? Talk to them before hand and explain that their past behavior has offended some so be cool at the party.

Best Show Of All Time?

Let me start off saying that we have been posting great things on this website. We cover every topic. The posts we make are creative and clever, along with our own personal tastes. Expect more good things to come. While people have noticed my dedication Rap/Hip-Hop I also love my televison shows. Since I can remember, running up to the T.V. whenever I heard the theme song. AHHHHHHHHHHH The Simpsons. Has always and still is my favorite T.V. show. I love taking Simpsons quizes and love challenging friends and peers with knowledge. Test me people, I will school you all in my Simpsons knowledge. After my 20 years on this planet I give you my top 5 Simpsons spisodes.

5. Burns Heir. One of my personal favorites just because I always wanted to be Bart in this situation. Becoming Mr. Burns heir to his money. Bart has everything he's ever wanted as a child. But then realizes how much his family meens to him.

4. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? My main reason that I love this episode is that it is set in Michigan. Homer visits his brother Herb, who owns a car company. He then lets Homer create a car, called "The Homer" leading to his bankruptcy.

3. Homer The Herectic Homer decides not to go to church on Sundays, declaring the extra hour will give him a lot of free time. If you want a great laugh this is the episode.

2. Angry Dad Bart creates a comic book about Homers angry outbursts, and depicts Homer as The Hulk. This episode has one of my favorite lines of all time as well. Radio: Dont you hate carpet stores that charge extra for the under-padding. Homer: I HATE THEM SO MUCH. Hahahhaha

1.Grampa Vs. Sexual Inadequacy Just my favorite episode of all time. Homer & Grandpa create a love potion and go on the road to sell it. This is an hilarious episode and my favorite.

Well there is my list of the greatest show of all time. The Simpsons.

Childish Gambino!

So if you read my last post about Mr. Donald Glover, aka, Childish Gambino, you already know who he is and know that dude is coming up! Since I got on, I've been listening to his music nonstop. I'm hearing more and more of his great singing ability and his growing flow as a rapper. He states it quite a few times in his music, about how he didn't come into making music taking it seriously as a an artist. It was more of a "side" thing on top of everything else he does. Listening to his older tracks and comparing those to his new, you can hear how much more serious he's become and the hunger in his rapping.
And if I haven't yet, I definitely have to applaud him for being true to himself and rapping about what he knows. He's not rapping about guns or being a thug. Throughout his music I've noticed that he often references about his music not "being Black or White", and how he isn't making music to be directed towards any one group of people. Gambino says, "...These smart middle class Black kids need a role model...". Me being young and Black and surrounded by music that has everything to do with violence, drugs, drinking, etc., I must say it's always a breath of fresh air to hear an artist strictly make music about their life and what they know...even if half of what they know is all about "f****n different kinds of bitches".
Either way it goes, Childish Gambino is making some quality music. Even Addidas recognizes it by having Freaks & Geeks theme their new Adicolor commercial featuring Dwight Howard. Two of my favorite tracks off of his latest release of music (March) in a 5 track free EP (featuring Freaks & Geeks) are Be Alone and Lights Turned On. The 1st track, Be Alone, comes in with a very beautifully sang chorus. It is a true track to that feeling of loneliness, longing for someone and even betrayal. Lights Turned On, the 4th track has a complete opposite feel than the 1st. It has a cool, fun, sexy feel to it. This track is because it has sort of an underlying techno beat to it. And yes, I did say sexy..."I want the lights turned on...", now tell me where your mind runs to...and that's exactly what it is about. Ending with this stronger techno beat, which goes surprisingly well, this song will make you want to play it back a few times. So go ahead and click the link below to listen and/or download Childish Gambino's free EP. Enjoy!

EP - Childish Gambino