Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Face Pubes


I'm not sure if you guys have noticed, but the beard has made a huge come back in the last few years. Once reserved for lumberjacks and wilderness experts only, the beard is now appearing on the faces of athletes, rappers, fucking hipsters, and actors. Let's take a look at a few, shall we?

Rappers:
Rick Ross- When you think beards and rap music, Rick Ross is often the first thing to come to mind. Not the originator but definitely helped propel beards to a higher level of prominence! Bawse Beard.

Stalley- Rick Ross's newest signee also rocks a huge beard... I myself think that's what got him signed. Dude's music is nice, but doesn't really fit the MMG sound. Must've been the beard.

Joe Budden- Ladies love Budden. Most think it's because of his raw honesty. I think its the lightweight beard though. Thick enough to assert it's dominance, but not overbearing like those previously mentioned.

Fucking Hipsters:
Fuck Hipsters and their dirty unkempt beards. They bring shame and disgrace to the beard world.

Athletes:
Brian Wilson- If you're not into baseball then you're probably not familiar with the name Brian Wilson. But, if you watch tv you certainly know his beard. Dude is the star of a few commercials. He's appeared in ads for both Taco Bell and NBA 2k12. That beard is black ops.

Actors:
Joaquin Phoenix- Which came first the beard or the crazy? Probably the crazy but the large scary looking beard aint helping. At. All. Y'know its men like him that give beards bad names.


I hope this list has given you a new found respect for the beard! Try putting the razor down for a while growing your own immaculate beard. Could be the best decision you ever make! Well as long as you're not a fucking hipster.

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